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What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you.

If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!

You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.

Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me Love is the best thing you ever had.

If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...

he moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho. .itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!

Roshni Chand Se Ho Gee To Sitaron Ka Kia Ho Ga*****Mohabat Ek Se Ho Gee To Hzaroon Ka Kia Ho Gaa..

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Itney qareeb say guzar kar gaya hai ,Andaaz be rukhi kay num kar gaya hai ,Mayat pe mari kharay ho kar anjaan bangaya hai ,Kehta hai logon say yeh kon mar gaya, hai Aana mari kabar par aur parna phir Fatiha Aur phir muskara kar keh dena acha howa mar gaya hai.

Dil ki awaaz ko izhar kehte hai,
jhuki nigahon ko ikrar kehte hai,
sirf pane ka naam hi ishq nahi,
kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.

L- is for the way you look at me
0- is for the only one i see
V- is very very extraordianry
E- is even more than anyone that i adore
and love is all that i can give to you
love is more than just a game for 2
Two in love can make it, take my heart and please don't break it
Love was made for me and youuuu

Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!

A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife. it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime! wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Why do we all marry?Because romance is not the only element of life.We should also knowhorror,terror,suspense,irony,stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the,
HUSBAND:tumhe galatfehmi hui h. WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi? HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha...............!

TO ALL BACHELORS
Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl,
she has connections with all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl,
she touches u tomorrow, not today.
Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,
she takes u in her mutthi mein.
Marry only HUTCH girl,
she follows u where ever u go.

It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk & remenisce, so many good things come in 2, & one of those things is me & u!

I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face No1 will ever take your place.

I have just eight words which I have for you. That is I love you.

You Are My Blessing The gift wrapping is over The cards are gone Yet my heart continues To sing

Great minds contain ideas, solutions n reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories n figures; my mind contains only u.

As I woke up this morning, my angel came smiling and asked "What's ur wish 4 2day?" I paused 4 a while, then I told her not to worry about me and take care of u instead.

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.

Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

You greeted me hi, I didn't reply. You gave me a sweet smile, I responded with a sigh. You showed me your love, you received a shrug. But when you bid goodbye I began to cry.

Kash main chand tu sitara hota,falak pey ek ashiyana hamara hota,sab tujhe door bohat door se dakhtey per tujhe chooney ka haq sirf hamara hota.

if i was a flower would u pick me if i was lolly would u lick me if i was a sweetie would u suck me and if i asked nicely ould u fuck me!!!

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

CONGRATS.A new puzzle game has been installed in your phone. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

I really deeply wish tat u r hereI really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.

come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied -lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

When i look at the sun i c u! when i look at the moon i c u! when i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and
we can multiply!

north 2 north south 2south my best direction is mouth 2mouth.

I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be
mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed.

I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 Da jungle network,
Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

If you need advice me, text me...if you need a friend, call me...if you need me, come to me...if you need money... ...........................THE SUBSCRIBER CANNTO BE REACHED!

Everyday I see lots of strangers passing by me, This makes me realised that, Life would be boring without a friend like u.........

I met u as a stranger, I leave you as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format your problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from memory!

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains,
As long as we have hope, tommorrow awaits,
As long as we have friendship, each day is never a waste.

FRIENDSHIP isn't how u forget but how u forgive,
Not how u listen but how u understand,
Not what u see but what u feel,
and not how you let go but how you hold on.

True friends are like diamonds..... they are real and rare.
Flase friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

Without humor, life sux.
Without courage, life is hard,
Without love, life is hopeless,
Without friends like you, Life is impossible!

Till the end .....
U've tiuched my heart u've touched my soul. Bcos of u i now feel whole. U'll always be my closest friend. U'll b in my heart 2 the very end.

God in heaven. God above please protect the friend i love. Sent with smile, sealed with kiss. i love my friend whos reading this.

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.

I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end, if you promise to retain my friend !!!

I asked god 4 a flower, he gave me a garden,
I asked God 4 a tree, he gave me a forest,
I asked god 4 a river, he gave me an ocean.
I asked god 4 a friend, he gave me you.

When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be faulty accepted.

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident, Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb

How do u teach a blonde maths?U subtract her chlothes Devide her legsAnd square root her.

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gahara koi nahi.Aab aapki kya tarif karu...Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar GayaJis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar GayaBilkul Usi tarahhaan Usi tarhyeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga

Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly ha

I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush

Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo

Barsaat ki raat, ek ladki bheege badan, bheege hoath, bheege baal,
Use dekh ke laga, laga.............kal ye pakke bimar hogi.

Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…

MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…

Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk
Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski, Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
karon andhera ya balb jala ke lon
ya tujhe khada karon phir teri jhuka ke lon
ab to […]

I dropped a coin in wishing well and prayed for a smart friend. God gifted me you and said, "Itne paise me itna hi milega."

A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....

Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,., Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,., Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,., Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....

Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!

Ever wondered y v hav gaps between our fingers ..... So dat 1 day u meet someone who cums n tels u " ye le cigrette pee le"

Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, "Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?" BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...
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A boy proposed a girl in new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . .

Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp! Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg, Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae

Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation! Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 acheive ur expectations & enjoy life...!

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE